Yes you guessed it cheap waxy chocolates in a heart shaped box bearing the face of Americas favorite one joke comedian.
To me the tag line "Git-R-Done" in the context of Valentines conjures images of trailer park sex where phrases like "Daddy's home" and "pass the Cheetos, this gonna take a spell" serve as pillow talk and foreplay consists of unscrewing the Vaseline.My little Valentine made a special trip to Walmart to ensure that we at Truly Awful could send you all a special Valentines greeting .
thank you Christy ....
I love you
and yes there is petroleum jelly in your future.
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2 comments:
I became violently ill just looking at that yahoo on a box of what are undoubtedly carnuba wax-based "chocolates". Yeccchh...
Perhaps a Surgeon General's warning should grace our page? I'll look into it. Thanks.
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