Thursday, September 10, 2009

Stripper Pole Doll

In what has to be, must be, a great hoax (for the love of Dog I hope it's a hoax) the title of worst toy ever may be changing hands.
It's Pole Dancer! With light up flashing stage, disco ball and pole.

Friday, August 21, 2009

And in the worst thing ever category... Winkers

Paris, the epicenter of high fashion? Not anymore. Did Paris give us "Winkers?" I think not.

For some great web design to go with this great concept in fashion visit www.winkersdesign.com and please note, the patent is pending!

Monday, July 6, 2009

Cats Made Of Rabbits

I was at The Peach Tree which is the best place to stop off of Highway 5 as their vintage lunch box and thermos collection rules.

While perusing their gift shop I spotted some super realistic looking cats, like too realistic looking. "Is this some kind of cat taxidermy?" I thought. I picked one up and saw the quality assurance. This cat was made with 100% real genuine rabbit fur!

Some things are so weird the weirdness can't hit you all at once. I was halfway back to Sacramento when it occurred to me how very bizarre it is to make cats out of rabbits. They're killing a live, real animal and reassembling it's carcass to look like another animal. Amazing. They killed rabbits and made cats out of them.

To make one animal out of another is indeed the height of human ingenuity. Do me a favor though. If you see the flying saucers landing, if the aliens are invading, HIDE THE CATS MADE OF RABBITS! If an advanced civilization is assessing our value and potential I think it will be tough to explain Auschwitz, Hiroshima and the Trail of Tears but I think they will understand tribalism and warfare. I'm pretty sure cats made of rabbits will label us suitable only for soup-stock.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Joe The Plumber, STILL

"Media shouldn't report on war" reports Joe the Plumber, media correspondent, covering...um, the war. It seems a conservative website as desperate for our attention as Joe is teamed up with the genius plumber who complained because Barack Obama wanted to save him money. They've turned him into Joe The Reporter.

Worst extension of undeserved 15 minutes of fame ever.