In what has to be, must be, a great hoax (for the love of Dog I hope it's a hoax) the title of worst toy ever may be changing hands. It's Pole Dancer! With light up flashing stage, disco ball and pole.
Brett and Keith present really, truly, awful things for your enjoyment.
Brett found the worse thing the world has every seen. A small plastic statue of a child, on a toilet, clutching t.p. in his (or her) hand, shedding a big tear as the water in the toilet mysteriously foams over. On the back of the toilet was a slot to insert coins. Yes, it was a bank.