Plenty of fun items for celebrating your fervent patriotism. First up are these enemies of America doggie chew ties. Let Fido do what our leaders and soldiers cannot.
This conservative blog where I found them doesn't necessarily think these are awful and he gives the largest amount of space to the greatest enemy of America, Hillary Clinton! good stuff.
For the more liberal amongst us we can celebrate the modern face of America, happily, with this PATRIOTIC PIÑATA. The best thing about it is that it was most likely made in Taiwan. You can purchase it through the "Oriental Trading Company."
And lastly, a big eyed kid statue. I love me a big eyed kid statue. Look at the cute li'l guy. He can't wait to pass some bullets through a cute li'l Iraqi (or Korean, or Iranian, or, ah never mind, I'll be here all day.)
Happy fourth everybody.