Thursday, February 14, 2008

Larry The Cable Guy Chocolates

Well Valentines is upon us and that can only mean one thing......

Yes you guessed it cheap waxy chocolates in a heart shaped box bearing the face of Americas favorite one joke comedian.
To me the tag line "Git-R-Done" in the context of Valentines conjures images of trailer park sex where phrases like "Daddy's home" and "pass the Cheetos, this gonna take a spell" serve as pillow talk and foreplay consists of unscrewing the Vaseline.

My little Valentine made a special trip to Walmart to ensure that we at Truly Awful could send you all a special Valentines greeting .

thank you Christy ....

I love you

and yes there is petroleum jelly in your future.

2 comments:

The Central Scrutinizer said...

I became violently ill just looking at that yahoo on a box of what are undoubtedly carnuba wax-based "chocolates". Yeccchh...

KLJ said...

Perhaps a Surgeon General's warning should grace our page? I'll look into it. Thanks.