A Kid's Eye View of O'Reily For Kids

Click here to read our original post about the awful idea that is an O'Reilly Book for kids.
Now watch the video to hear an actual kid who has read the book use it to make O'Reilly look quite the fool on his own show.



Click here for our post on the Awful book Why Mommy Is A Democrat.

Awful Wedding Picture

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You're probably looking at this couple of happy newlyweds to be (June 30th, congrats guys) and thinking, "Ah, they don't look so awful."

Of course, you haven't had to drive a drunk off her ass Sue home, being yelled at and assaulted for such misdeeds as stopping at a red light, or refusing to go the wrong way down a one way street.

And you've probably never had Ted try to sell you a crappy old Apple IIe. "Oh Keith, it's a sweet machine man. It's got a floppy drive dude and Oregon Trails. Hell, since we're friends I'll even throw in the cassete tape drive and some bitchin' tapes I made with my band back in High School. Killer shit man."

But mostly, you don't realize how lame this picture of Sue and Ted is because you haven't yet compared it to the coolest wedding picture ever. And Sue knows, she KNOWS that they're not living up to their potental, as it was Sue herself that sent me the Confederate Wedding Picture showing me just how beautiful matrimony is really meant to be:

Ropeless Rope?

This is amazing. People will buy anything. I couldn't possibly do this thing justice. You must see it for yourself at JumpSnap.com.

The video is priceless. I love that it's a space saving device. What jump rope takes up more space than these goofy handles with the twirly bits and "onboard computer?" But even better is that they're getting $60 for these things! That's $30 per handle!


Any investors out there want to help me market my bikeless bike? It comes with two pedals that you strap to your feet, and two handlebar grips that you hold while lying on your back and pedaling your Bikeless Bike©. It's very versatile. Hold the handles in any position, cruiser, ten speed, recumbent, it's like having a whole fleet of bicycles in one.

I'm sure I can sell a gross of my Bikeless Bikes© to this guy:


Thanks to Patrick who found this linked from www.reddit.com.