Jessie has an awful album. I'm sure I have a worse one. We've been fighting about this for years.
Jessie's awful album is Infernal Majesty's "None Shall Defy."If my album, a comp titled "Born to Metalize" wasn't so incredibly awful I wouldn't dare challenge Jessie.
After all, Infernal Majesty does thank Satan in their liner notes. And they do have a guy named "Psycopath" who combines a long white-guy afro with Buddy Holly glasses and Corey Feldman looks.
And they include their lyrics:
"SatanSatan
Satan
Satan
Lead us into hell
Ah ah, Ah ah, Ah ah, Ah ah
Ah ah, Ah ah, Ah ah, Ah ah
Ah ah, Ah ah, Ah ah, Ah ah
Ah ah, Ah ah, Ah ah, Ah ah"
Notice that it took TWO of them to write that. Did Psycopath come up with "Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan" and then Nemes was all, "Yeah dude, totally, and then how about 'Lead us into hell, Ah ah Ah ah Ah ah...?'"
You'll be glad to note, the songs are published through ASCAP. If you want to record a cover, or use the music at your wedding finding the rights will be downright convenient.
Check back soon for an in depth look at Born To Metalize. And then I'll see about having Jessie over and we'll actually listen to both albums. We must decide once and for all who has the more awful example of early Heavy Metal at it's delightful worst.
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12 comments:
Ah ah, Ah ah, Ah ah, Ah ah, I really want to hear that amazing stuff (both, of course !!!) Please, a link, a link !!!!!!!
Soon, I promise, we'll have some MP3s up from both albums.
Yes, I will need an mp3 of that song to ensure it will be proper for my
friend's son's bar mitzvah. The lyrics are certainly encouraging.
seriously? these albums are classics!
Hey, I'd buy that Infernal Majesty LP off of you if it's in decent condition. $10? Email me at
ezelljon@gmail.com
thanks
Jon
Ten Dollars!
Man, this record defines Jessie as a person. He'd part with it if you sent him your middle finger, severed and bloody, MAYBE.
None Shall Defy is one of the all-time greatest thrash albums ever recorded.
Infernal Majesty is fucken badass canadian blackened thrash metal. You don't know shit about how awesome they are!
Just kill yourself. You fail at metal.
Way to display your ignorance. This album is utterly amazing. Just because you can't recognize this doesn't mean that its an awful album. Instead of taking pictures of it why don't you try giving it a spin. You have a huge rarity right there, I don't know what I wouldn't do to get that LP
This is actually an awesome album. Just look up reviews. (other than this one)
It really is.
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